Friday, January 28, 2011

Our Cousin The Weather Diva

JANUARY 28,2011 (THIS IS GREAT STUFF! MEL SENDS US ALL HER LATEST UPDATES EVERY DAY EXCEPT SAT AND SUN AT ABOUT 7:30 AM JUST IN TIME FOR US TO CATCH UP BEFORE WORK.
IF YOU WANT TO BE PUT ON THE WEATHER DIVA'S LIST HER EMAIL ADDRESS IS:
jones-zn@webtv.net GIVE HER YOUR CITY AND SHE WILL REPORT THE WEATHER FOR YOU. ANY OTHER TID BITS OF NEWS AND SHE WILL REPORT THAT AS WELL. ENJOY!!!!! I CERTAINLY DO........

FROM MEL: THE WEATHER DIVA!!!

STARTING THIS DAY WITH SOME OF THE SAME--SORRY FOLKS! ITS GETTING
CHILLY ALL OVER AS I PREDICTED YESTERDAY,TO SEE HOW COLD LETS GO TO THE
ROUND-UP

CAMDEN,DE==24'
CHICOPEE,MASS==10'
FARMSVILLE,TEXAS==33'
GAINESVILLE,FL==33'
HUDSON,NY==15'
KINGSTON,NY==14'
KINGSTON,R.I.=17'
MANCHESTER,NY===14'
ORMOND BEACH=36'
PHILADELPHIA,PA==25'
PINE PLAINS,NY==17'
SEATTLE,WASHINGTON===41'


THERE YOU HAVE IT! ITS NOT A PRETTY PICTURE=BUT TALKIN ABOUT
PICTURES=GET OUT YOUR CAMERAS AND TAKE SOME......... WHO KNOWS THE RIGHT
ONE, COULD MAKE YOU MONEY==YOU KNOW FROM WHO==THINK=THE GREETING CARD
COMPANIES,FOR THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS! SEE=THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING TO
TURN THE HARD TIMES AROUND.

YOU CAN EVEN GO TO A TOWN NEARBY AND JUST MAKE BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING JUST THAT THING! NO ONE WILL KNOW WHO YOU ARE,I HOPE,,,,,, AND JUST ACT LIKE A BIG SHOT! YOU'LL GET ACQUAINTED WITH THE HOME FOLK, AND YOU'D BE SURPRISED AT THE ATTENTION, YOU WOULD
GET. MAYBE A FREE CUP OF COFFEE, FREE CONVERSATION, AND FREE PICK -ME-UP
FOR THIS LOUZY WEATHER COMMIN IN. I DIDNT SAY PICK-UP,,LET ME MAKE
THAT--CLEAR.THEN MAYBE-A CARD COMPANY WILL PAY YOU FOR YOUR SHOTS YOU
TOOK. HEY!!! IT WOULD BE FUN,EXCITING,FREE,AND A NICE EXCURSION.....TRY
IT!!!!

THE WEATHER=AH!!! IT IS WHAT IT IS===I TOLD YOU====HOPE YOU HAVE
PLENTY OF FOOD, FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS,AND MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE TO SUPPLY
SOME HOMELESS PEOPLE WITH FOOD ALSO. I SURE HOPE YOU'VE BEEN DROPPIN
COATS OFF, AT YOUR LOCAL SALVATION PLACES,THEY REALLY NEED THEM NOW.

THERE IS SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT, WHAT I HEARD THE
OTHER DAY, WHILE IN PASSING. DID YOU KNOW, YOUR EYE GLASSES ARE NOW
KNOWN AS YOUR( 'WINDOW DRESSINGS') SO=== NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE TO DRESS
UP YOUR REGULAR WINDOWS WITH CURTAINS,NOW YOU'RE WEARING THEM! MY ADVICE
TO YOU IS;

1) GO TO THE DOLLAR STORE

2)BUY 4 DIFFERENT COLORED FRAME GLASSES

3) GO HOME,QUICKLY,DONT WASTE TME,BUT BE CAREFUL WITH THE WEATHER
CONDITIONS!

4)SIT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM, AND PUT ON GLASSES TO MATCH YOUR CURTAINS!!

NOW-THATS WHAT I CALL A 'DIVA'

YOU HAVE TO BE IN TOUCH WITH YOUR INNER SELF,,,COLOR LOTS OF BLING,BLING
AND SPLASH IN YOUR LIFE. JUST PUT EACH DIFFERENT COLORED GLASSES IN EACH
DIFFERENT COLORED CURTAIN ROOM.

THEN,,,JUST SIT BACK,YOU'VE TURNED YOURSELF INTO A 'DIVA' LIKE ME!! EXCITING????????? YOU BETCHYA!!!!
YOU'LL FEEL SO======= GOOD YOU HAVE CO-ORDINATING GLASSES AND CURTAINS,YOU'RE
IN STYLE===YES,YES,YES!!!! GO AHEAD DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE PLANNED
FOR YOU,BESIDES WORK????

IT WOULD GIVE YOU EXERCIZE W=A=L=K=I=N TO THE STORE,AT LUNCH BREAK,THAT $4 WOULD HELP THE ECONOMY AND YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL GREAT WHEN EVERY LITTLE THING MATCHES==YEAH!

THATS ALL THE EXCITING INFO FOR TODAY,IM RUNNING LATE,FOR AN
IMPORTANT DATE=='NOT'

SAY'GOODNITE GRACY' YOUR WEATHER 'DIVA' MEL

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